Blinky Wilson

$35.00

Blinky Wilson, the town’s resident card shark whose knack for numbers once made him the president of his high school math club. How the tides have turned! In a plot twist worthy of a Lifetime movie, Blinky found himself behind bars for the scandalous crime of card counting- a revelation that shocked the town. Blinky’s past as the prom king alongside Anita Break, the reigning queen of their high school glory days, adds a layer of intrigue to this tale. So, grab your popcorn and hold onto your hats because, in the curious case of Blinky Wilson, nothing is ever quite as it seems.

Hand-thrown and sculpted in stoneware. Blinky is what he considers to be a cool intellectual. Ask him anything and he WILL have an answer for you, maybe after sneakily googling it first. He’s perfect for holding air plants, or flower bouquets, or spouting facts loudly.

Approximate dimensions: 4”H x 2.5”W

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Blinky Wilson, the town’s resident card shark whose knack for numbers once made him the president of his high school math club. How the tides have turned! In a plot twist worthy of a Lifetime movie, Blinky found himself behind bars for the scandalous crime of card counting- a revelation that shocked the town. Blinky’s past as the prom king alongside Anita Break, the reigning queen of their high school glory days, adds a layer of intrigue to this tale. So, grab your popcorn and hold onto your hats because, in the curious case of Blinky Wilson, nothing is ever quite as it seems.

Hand-thrown and sculpted in stoneware. Blinky is what he considers to be a cool intellectual. Ask him anything and he WILL have an answer for you, maybe after sneakily googling it first. He’s perfect for holding air plants, or flower bouquets, or spouting facts loudly.

Approximate dimensions: 4”H x 2.5”W

Blinky Wilson, the town’s resident card shark whose knack for numbers once made him the president of his high school math club. How the tides have turned! In a plot twist worthy of a Lifetime movie, Blinky found himself behind bars for the scandalous crime of card counting- a revelation that shocked the town. Blinky’s past as the prom king alongside Anita Break, the reigning queen of their high school glory days, adds a layer of intrigue to this tale. So, grab your popcorn and hold onto your hats because, in the curious case of Blinky Wilson, nothing is ever quite as it seems.

Hand-thrown and sculpted in stoneware. Blinky is what he considers to be a cool intellectual. Ask him anything and he WILL have an answer for you, maybe after sneakily googling it first. He’s perfect for holding air plants, or flower bouquets, or spouting facts loudly.

Approximate dimensions: 4”H x 2.5”W

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