The Windy Philosopher of Quickshire -
Professor Poutina Pifflewink teaches “Aerial Ethics and Swirl Theory” at the Quickshire Academy of Wind Wisdom. Known for her sharp wit, dramatic sighs, and ability to stir up both tempests and debates, she floats just above ground when pacing—making her lectures literally elevated. Her pout is legendary, said to deflate even the haughtiest hot-air balloons. Though aloof, she secretly stashes candy in her vase-like head, sharing them only with students who ask truly provocative questions.
This delightfully moody vase captures the essence of Quickshire’s most enigmatic airhead. With her signature red glasses and a lip curl of quiet judgment, she brings attitude to any shelf or table. Fill her with flowers—or philosophical dilemmas.
Approximate dimensions: 3.5”H x 3.5”W
The Windy Philosopher of Quickshire -
Professor Poutina Pifflewink teaches “Aerial Ethics and Swirl Theory” at the Quickshire Academy of Wind Wisdom. Known for her sharp wit, dramatic sighs, and ability to stir up both tempests and debates, she floats just above ground when pacing—making her lectures literally elevated. Her pout is legendary, said to deflate even the haughtiest hot-air balloons. Though aloof, she secretly stashes candy in her vase-like head, sharing them only with students who ask truly provocative questions.
This delightfully moody vase captures the essence of Quickshire’s most enigmatic airhead. With her signature red glasses and a lip curl of quiet judgment, she brings attitude to any shelf or table. Fill her with flowers—or philosophical dilemmas.
Approximate dimensions: 3.5”H x 3.5”W
